A Willie Scary Shalloween/Transcript
(Juniro is collecting flowers somewhere in the ocean)
Junior: Boy, Casey's gonna love these flowers. But then, she drools from even the slightest show of affection from my handsome self. *pulls a red flower* Oh, the things I do to keep up my simple snork mystique.
Shellshock: Who dares to disturb my rest?
Junior: Yipes! It's Shellshock the Dragon, the terror of the seven seas!
Shellshock: I have shocking news for you, little stiry fry!
Junior: Let me guess, you're hungry and I'm take out? You monsters are all alike!
Shellshock: *laughs* We are shockingly predictable at that!
Junior: Hold on, buster! I've got shocking news for you! I'm a master at snork-jitsu! Mess with me, and you eat dust!
Shellshock: *laughs* You're bluffing!
Junior: Ha! Foolish fiend! You earned the might Wetworth's wrath! *fights him* Had enough, mutane breath?
Shellshock: Yes, yes. I'll do anything you ask.
Junior: Alright, slime-shlock. I'm banishing you to the Lost Valley where you'll never bother snorks again.
Shellshock: Cianaro, Snorkface, I'm history.
Casey: Oh, we were on our way to a Junior Fan Club meeting!
Daffney: When we saw you fight that awful, icky Shellshock! Ooh, you're our hero!
Junior: *sighs* I guess it's a role I'm faded to play.
(Now in Junior's room)
Junior: Willie, aren't you scared by my story at all?
Willie: The part about kissing girls was kinda scary, but I feel sorry for Shellshock. Nobody loves him.
Junior: I've been thinking up that spine-tingler all week to scare Allstar and the gang at my Shalloween party.
Willie: A party?! Can I come!
Junior: This isn't just any party. On Shalloween night, we'll dress up in scary costumes, eat scary food, tell scary stories, --
Willie: I can be scary too, Junior!
Junior: By feeling sorry for the biggest villain of the year? Forget it, Willie, I'm striking you from the guest list. Besides, who'd be scared of a little squirt like you, anyway?
(Willie is now crying in his room)
Willie: My own brother won't let me come to the biggest Shalloween bash of the year! Hey, maybe I'll be striked back on Junior's guest list when I inivte Shellshock. *draws note* Haha, we'll scare everyone!
(Outside, the other snorks are demonstrating their costumes)
Allstar: *makes roaring sounds*
Casey: Oh Allstar, you'll be the scariest snorkeater at Junior's party.
Allstar: And you'll be the scariest sea witch.
Casey: Hi Daffney. What are you supposed to be?
Daffney: I'm a beautiful, uh, smean, icky sea devil.
Tooter: *shows up with metal fish costume*
Casey: Oh Tooter, what's so scary about that?
Tooter: *shuts the mask and roars out loud, scaring his friends*
Allstar: Oh wow, what a great costume!
Willie: *in his Shellshock costume* Hi guys. Can you tell me the way to the Lost Valley?
Daffney: Now why would such a cute Shalloweener visit icky Shellshock?
Willie: I don't wanna be cute - I wanna be scary, and Shellshock can help me.
Allstar: Look, he's pretending for Shalloween. I'll handle this. *back to Willie* Um, everything that's ever been lsot in the world ends up in Lost Valley.
Willie: Then all I have to do is get lost to find it.
Allstar: Oh, if you're brave enough, little one. It's a scary place.
Willie: It's okay, I can be scary too. Boo!
Casey: *winks* Now that's scary. Oh cut it out, Willie.
Willie: Ha! Just wait till you see Shellshock and me at the party. Thanks to you guys, now I can find him.
Casey: Oh, it's hard to believe that cute little Willie and sea-slime Junior are brothers.
Allstar: But I still can't wait to party hardy at Sea Slime's - I mean Junior's - tonight.
Daffney: *looks at herself in the mirror* Oh darn, I'm still too gorgeous to be scary. Oh, what'll I do?
Tooter: *scares her and it messes up her hair - everyone laughs at her*
Daffney: *angry* Thanks a lot, Tooter.
(Now at Junior's)
All: *go into his house* Happy Shalloween, Junior!
Tooter: *says Junior's not scary enough*
Junior: What do you mean I'm not scarier without a costume? You're just jealous because I came as Count Snorkula, while all you could come up with was a stupid old fish!
Tooter: *scares him*
Allstar: See, Tooter's scary after all.
Junior: Nonsense! It's only polite for me to act scared on Shalloween.
Tooter: *tries scaring him some more*
Junior: Come on, I'll show you guys the house. Our expensive new sea-shag carpet - don't walk on it.
Allstar: Oh brother!
Junior: And this is our Wetworth antique sea chest. It's too expenseive, don't even look at it! Now I'll show you our expensive kitchen.
(All go into Willie's room)
Allstar: Sorry, guys. I just had to slip into a little something less expensive.
Daffney: This must be Willie's room.
Casey: I'll bet we can touch stuff in here.
Daffney: *on a seahorse toy* At last, we're having fun at this party!
Tooter: *agrees with her*
Allstar: *sees Willie's drawing* Hey guys, get a load of this!
Casey: It's a note to Junior.
Daffney: Oh no! Willie's really run off to find that icky dragon!
Tooter: *uh oh*
Allstar: You're right, Totoer. *eh and the others leaves* We've gota find Willie before Shellshock does.
Junior: *looks for them* Hey, where'd everybody go? My party of the year's deader than a fossil. *to mirror* Oh well, I'll jsut have to scare myself. Boo! *jumps*
(Willie's in the Lost Valley)
Willie: Yippie! I found the Lost Valley! I guess it's the only thing you can find when you're lost.
(While the others are still searching for him)
All: Willie! Willie!
(Tooter has a dragon skull, Daffney faints, and he laughs)
Daffney: Aw, Tooter, you made me chip a nail!
Allstar: Nevermind that, we've gotta find Willie!
Tooter: *scares them again with a horn, but this time Casey and Daffney are lauging)
Casey: Oh come on. Let's find Willie and get back to Junior's party.
Daffney: Yeah, compared to this icky place, dodging home decor is a good time!
Allstar: Anybody home? *it echos back to him*
Daffney: Everyone must be out. I say we join 'em.
Casey: *pulls the tail on her costume* Not until we find Willie.
Daffney: But fear makes me break out in an icky rash.
All: Willie! Willie!
(eyes pop out of a cave)
Allstar: *laughs* Give me a break, Totoer, you can't fool us this time!
Tooter: *but it wasn't him*
Casey: But if Tooter's out here, then who's that?
Shellshock: *pops out and roars* Who dares trespass in my Lost Valley??
All: *scream as Shellshock grabs a hold of them*
Shellshock: The punishment for such a crime is shocking indeed!
(Now all are in sushi rolls and Shellshock considers eating them)
Shellshock: Mmm, nothing like a little snork sushi for lunch!
Allstar: Let us go, Shellshock! We're too small to be a square meal!
Shellshock: *grabs Allstar with his chopsticks* Thanks for your concern, my tasty snork choy! *laughs* But I'm a shockingly light eater!
Willie: Please, Mr. Shellshock, don't eat my friends.
Shellshock: *drops him* Anotehr disturbance - where are you?
Willie: Down here! My name's Willie.
Shellshock: *smells him* Not too small to be an eggroll. Aren't you afraid?
Willie: No way. I feel sorry for you, 'cause you're all alone. I wanna be your friend.
Shellshock: For centuries, every creature in the sea has feared, hated me. So I have come to hate them all back, until today, little friend. *cries*
All: *cry as well - or at least pretned to in order to avoid being eaten* Yeah!
Shellshock: And you know what?
Shellshock: I'm really a vegetarian! *cries*
All: *still cry, or pretend to*
(he then sets them free)
Shellshock: Only I know the way out of the Lost Valley.
Allstar: Thanks for taking us home in time for Shalloween.
Shellshock: Thank you, especially you Willie, for melting my hard heart and becoming my friends.
(Now at Junior's house)
Junior: Where have you yahoos been? Thank heavens I was talented enough to entertain myself! Willie, I thought I told you not to come to my party unless you thought of something scary!
Willie: I brought a scary guest.
Shellshock: *breaks through roof*
Junior: Uh, I better come up with a better Shalloween story quick.
Shellshock: I have a shocking Shalloween tale, children. Listen.
(c) 1987 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International