Me JoJo, You Daffney/Transcript
(The snorks are at a picnic at the local park. The scene reverts from snorks playing volleyball to Ms. Seabottom and Casey at the picnic tables)
Ms. Seabottom: Well, I hope we have enough food for the school picnic.
(Occy shows up with multiple picninc baskets)
Casey: Occy has the food situation well in hand.
(Occy salutes to her in response)
Ms. Seabottom: *sees Daffney walking over with cookies* It looks like someone's been doing some baking.
Daffney: Yes, Ms. Seabottom. I hope Dimmy likes these. I'm gonna ask him to toe Debutante Ball.
Ms. Seabottom: Good idea, Daffney. Remember, it's up to you girls to ask the boys to the Debutante Ball.
Daffney: I hope Dimmy says "Yes."
Casey: If I know Dimmy, he'll say anything to get a mouthful of those cookies.
Occy: *rings bell and the boys turn to him*
Dimmy: Oh, munch time!
Mrs. Seabottom: Now boy, let;s try to act mroe refined. After all, some young lady might wish to ask you to the Debutante Ball.
Junior: Well I'm refined enough for the Debutante Ball if some young lady wished to ask me.
Matilda: You called, cutie? I'd be proud as fine to go to the Debutante ball with you!
Junior: Ugh, me and my big mouth.
Casey: Would you like to go with me, Allstar?
Allstar: You do't even have to ask, Casey.
Daffney: Gee, Dimmy, I'd love it if you'd go to the ball with me.
Dimmy: Gee, Daff, I don't know. I'd have to wear a tuxedo, wouldn't I?
Allstar: Come on, Dimmy, let's get back to the game.
Dimmy: Okay, Allstar. I gotta go.
Casey: Did he say yes?
Daffney: No. Didn't even thank me for the cookies.
(Meanwhile, Jojo and Fengy are playing in the distance)
Jojo: Here, Fengy, catch. *they hear noise* Fengy, what's the matter? *they see the others* My friends from Snorkland. No, Fengy, I would like to join them, but I am too different. It would not work.
Casey: I can't believe that Dimmy didn't say yes to the Debutante Ball.
Daffney: Oh, you know how Dimmy is.
Casey: If you ask me, Dimmy doesn't appreciate you. *pie lands in her face* Yuck!
Dimmy: Hey Daffney, get the ball.
Daffney: Okay, Dimmy.
Casey: At least you could say please.
Daffney: *gets it* Oh, the things I do for that guy. *wind blows* Help!
Jojo: it's Daffney. She's in toruble.
Casey: Oh no, somebody save her!
(all cheer for him)
Daffney: You saved my life!
Jojo: You must be mroe careful in these currents, Daffney.
Daffney: *hands cookies to him* Here's some cookies that I baked. it's my way of saying thank you.
Jojo: Ah, a delicacy from Snorkland. I shall enjoy them. Farewell, Daffney.
Daffney: Bye, Jojo.
Dimmy: Hey, I thought you made those cookies for me.
Daffney: I gave them to someone who would appreciate them.
(At her house that night)
Daffney: I'm so glad you're spending the night, Casey. The Debutante Ball's tomorrow night, and Dimmy still hasn't said yes.
Casey: He hasn't? You've got to find yourself another date.
Daffney: But who else is there?
Casey: Where's that music coming from?
Daffney: I don't know, but it's beautiful. Jojo, what are you doing here?
Jojo: *he's playing it in his flute* The cookies were wonderful. I've come to serenade you.
Daffney: Oh, how romantic.
(Allstar and Dimmy are outside)
Allstar: Come on, Dimmy, you've got to tell Daffney you'll take her to the ball.
Dimmy: Gee, Allstar, I don't know. Maybe she'd rather go bowling.
Allstar: *hands him the flowers to give to Daffney* Don't be silly. The Debutante Ball's a lot of fun. Here are the flowers, there's the doorbell, tell her.
Dimmy: Okay, Allstar, I guess you're right.
(but they hear the music too)
Allstar: It's coming from around back.
Daffney: That was lovely, jojo. Jojo, I was wondering, that is, um, I mean --
Casey: Go on, ask him.
Allstar: It's Jojo.
Daffney: Uh, I was wondering if you'd like to go with me to the Debutante Ball.
Jojo: Is that like snorkball?
Daffney: No, it's a big dance.
Casey: It's a lot of fun. Everyone wears a fancy dress.
Jojo: I would like to go with you, but I do not have a fancy dress.
Daffney: No, silly. You'd wear a tux.
Jojo: But, I don't know how to dance.
Daffney: Don't worry, we'll teach you.
Casey: We'll take care of everything.
Allstar: I guess you don't have to worry about taking Daffney after all.
Dimmy: *moans* Yeah, lucky me.
(At tux shop later on)
Worker: This is the latest in tuxedos, it will look absolutely stunning.
Daffney: Try it on, Jojo.
(they see him and giggle)
Worker: It's smashing.
Jojo: I especially like the zipper. *the tux rolls over on him*
(at ice cream parlor, Daffney and jojo dance)
Jojo: 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.
Daffney: Good, Jojo.
Junior: Hey, put some real music on that jutebox.
Daffney: Later, Junior, I'm teaching Jojo how to dance for the ball tonight.
Junior: Oh, so she's taking Jojo to the ball? *sees Dimmy sitting by himself* No wonder Dimwit looks so glum. *swims over to him* Looks liek Daffney has a new date.
Dimmy: What's Jojo got that I don't got?
Junior: Well at the moment he's got your girl, and I for one wouldn't stand for it.
Dimmy: You're right! *swims to him* I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!
Junior: Better make it a small piece, Dimwit, you don't have much to spare.
Dimmy: Hey, Jojo, what are you doing with my girl?
Jojo: Uh, the Minuet?
Daffney: Your girl?! For your information, I can ask anyone I want to the Debutante Ball!
Dimmy: How come you'd ask him? *slam ice cream, which flies onto her head*
Daffney: Ooh, because, becuase you always make a mess out of everything! You could learn a lot by being more like Jojo! Come on, Jojo!
(Now at Debutante Ball)
Daffney: At last, the Debutante Ball. Oh, how exciting.
Jojo: What did you call this beast we rode on?
Daffney: That's a limosene.
Jojo: Oh, thank you, great limosene.
(everyone's having fun inside)
Older snork: Mistress Daffney Gillfin, and Master... Jojo?
Jojo: Mother of tides, who owns such a magnificent cave?
Daffney: Mrs. Buckfish - she's the richest lady in Snorkland.
Jojo: Oh, then I must be on my best behavior. *tuxedo losens and he falls down the stairs*
Mrs. Buckfish: Goodness gracious, I'm Mrs. Buckfish. Are you alright?
Jojo: I'm -- great grunion, hold still! *destroys her stoll*
Mrs. Buckfish: My word!
Jojo: That horrible beast was attacking you. I have killed it.
(Mrs. Buckfish faints)
Daffney: Jojo, that was no beast, that was her stoll.
Jojo: Whatever it was, it is dead now.
Junior: *laughs* Now that Jojo's here, this party's really starting to jump!
Matilda: Speaking of jump, honey, let's you and me dance!
(Matilda dances with him)
Junior: Huh? Wait!
Daffney: Sorry about the boah, Mrs. Buckfish.
Allstar: *laughs* Looks like Junior's having a good time.
Jojo: That matilda - she dances like a spiny crab.
Matilda: That was more fun than a barrel of catfish. Let's do it again!
Junior: I think I'll sit this one out. Look, Jojo will dance with you!
Matilda: Oh, Jojo!
Junior: Ugh, just in time. *to window* Psst, Dimmy, you ready?
Dimmy: *with giant fish and an appearance parallel to Jojo* Over here, Junior. This oughta show Daffney that i an be a wild snork, too.
Junior: *laughs* This is gonna be great. Hey everybody, get a load of this!
(Casey is helping Mrs. Buckfish recover)
Casey: Are you alright, Mrs. Buckfish?
Mrs. Buckfish: I think I'm fine now, thank you.
(snorks swim towards commotion)
Daffney: What's going on?
Casey: It's soemthing outside.
(they see it too)
Dimmy: *rides on the fish* See Daffney, I can be wild, too! Whoa!
Daffney: He's in trouble! I better get Jojo!
Jojo: 1, 2, 3, 7, 12, 83, are you sure this is the Minuet?
Matilda: Minuet?! I thought we was dancin'!
Daffney: Jojo, Dimmy's in trouble, he's outside!
Jojo: What? Oh, thank you, I must go.
Matilda: *grabs his tux by accident* Jojo, honey, wait!
(Dimmy cuases chaos at the Debutante Ball, causing Mrs. Buckfish to faint yet again)
Allstar: Mrs. Buckfish, Mrs. Buckfish!
Jojo: Dimmy, where are -- mother of itdes. *heads back inside*
Junior: This is working too good. *fish kicks him into chocolate cake* Mmm, chocolate.
Jojo: *gets on the fish* Fioli, guova! *gets knocked down*
Allstar: Jojo, you've done it!
Mrs. Buckfish: You've saved my party!
Jojo: Yes, and i think I too must leave. *takes off tux and goes back to normal* The civilization is too much for me.
Dimmy: I'm sorry I made such a mess, Daffney.
Daffney: Oh that's okay, Dimmy. *takes his hand* I know you only did it to show me how much you care.
Dimmy: Gee, thanks, Daff.
(Jojo heads back outside and Fengy barks for all the details)
Jojo: *laughs* I'll tell you later, Fengy. You'd never believe me.
(he leaves as he plays his music)
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