(the snorks are playing a high school band while Snip and Snap dance around - however, Junior's not compeltely satisfied)
Junior: Stop the music! I can't stand this awful noise any longer! The big school dance is tomorrow night - what are we gonna do!
Casey: Oh, if only we had a new sound.
(they hear tooting)
Junior: Like that beautiful tooting. Where's it coming from?
(Tadah enters through the front door)
Casey: It's another tooting snork.
Tooter: *immediately enamoured by her*
Allstar: Hi, my name is Allstar, what's your's?
Tadah: Tadah!
Casey: She must be the new exchanged student from the South sea town of Snork Fort.
Tooter: *heart pops out of his snork and he hides behind Snip and Snap*
Casey: Don't be shy, Tooter, go over and say "hello."
Tooter: *tries to, but Tubah enters and knocks him over*
Tubah: My name's Tubah, city snorker, and Tadah's my gal!
Tooter: *heart still pops out of his snork*
Tubah: Better cut that out, or I'm gonna blow you out of the water with my super sonic snork!
Tooter: *totos "Oh yeah?!"*
Tubah: Yeah! *blos him away with it* Here, Tadah, you can carry my books to class.
Junior: That Tubah's a real bully!
Allstar: But you won't give up without a fight, right Tooter?
Tooter: *sighs in agreement*
(outside, all help Tooter impress Tadah)
Tooter: *angrily stomps up and down*
Casey: Oh, you may not have a super sonic snork, Tooter, but there are other ways to impress Tadah.
Allstar and Daffney: Yeah!
Daffney: I'll show ya how to build a sandcastle. She'll forget all about Tubah when she sees it.
(Tooter builds a giant one, and Tadah compliments it)
Tubah: It's in cares what sure is a home dinger! I wonder who commenced to build it.
Tooter: *pops uo with a heart flag and says he built it for Tadah*
Tubah: *blows it down with his sonic snork* They just don't make sandcastles like they used to! *laughs as Tooter waves the flag*
(band practice still takes place)
Junior: Stop the music! Tadah's tooting helps, but we still don't have the right sound.
All: *groan*
Daffney: Not Junior!
Tooter: *gives Tadah a flower*
Tubah: *blows him away* When are you gonna learn to stay away from my gal?
Allstar: You think you're so tough! But I bet you can't beat Tooter in an obstale course race without using your super sonic snork!
Tubah: You're on, shrimpboat!
Daffney: If Tooter wins, he gets to take Tadah to the big dance!
Tubah: I'll say yes, cause he doesn't stand a chance! *laughs and walks away*
<TRANSITION>
(all take Tooter to the race)
Allstar: Our champion is ready for action!
Daffney: Tooter will knock the socks off that icky two-time Tubah!
Tubah: Did someone call my name?!
Junior: Yikes! It's Tubah! I better get to my judges table quick! *goes up top*
Allstar: The obstacle course is at the bottom of this tidal pool. Whoever reaches Junior's tower first is the winner. On your mark, get set, *Casey blows conk* go!
(Tooter and Tubah enter the tidal pool, but only for Tubah to be stuck by soem coral circle)
Tubah: I'm stuck! I promised to not use my sonic snork, but what the judge don't see won't hurt him! *laughs and blows his sonic snork to trap Tooter into some sea eneminies* So long sucker! Imma gonna sonic snork my way to victory!
Tooter: *trapped, but gets out a photo of Tadah and then catches up to Tubah, noe being ahead of the race*
Junior: *watching from above* Tubah and Tooter are heading into the home stretch!
Tubah: *uses his sonic snork to trap Tooter once again* See ya at the finish line, loser! *laughs*
Junior: Tubah's cheating! I better tell the others!
Tubah: *pops out of the tidal pool* I won me a race fair and square!
Junior: I've got something to say about that!
Tubah: About whta, good buddy?
Junior: *gulps* Have a nice time with Tadah at the dance.
Tooter: *angry at Tubah*
Junior: Oh don't be a sore loser, Tooter. I'm the judge, and I declare Tubah the winner.
Tooter: *sticks his tongue out at him*
Junior: Get him out of here, Allstar, before I toss him out of our band too!
Allstar: Let's go visit Gallio. Maybe he can help you with Tadah.
(at Gallio's lab seeking advice about love)
Tooter: *moans*
Gallio: Ah yes, romance. Sometimes it's not a pretty sight. *Tooter agrees with him* Fortunately, I may have something that'll help you win Tadah. *gets out an invention of his* I call my little invention, "The Tootah Blaser." Wear it, and your tooting will be magnified a thousand times. *places it on Tooter, and it literally blows down the house*
Allstar: Wow. Finally, Tooter's gonna beat Tubah at his own game!
(meanwhile, Tadah's being forced to handpick flowers for Tubah)
Tubah: Pick me a whole mess of flowers, Tadah! I want everyone to know you're my dancin' date!
Allstar: We'll see about that!
Tubah: Haven't I already told you about stickin' your snorks into my business?!
Tadah: *tries to stop him*
Tubah: No use stickin' up for Tooter, Tadah! He's gonna get plastered! *blows him into the flowers* That'll earn ya!
Tooter: *blasts Tubah with the Tootah Blaster, then offers Tadah a flower, which she refuses*
Allstar: What's the matter, Tadah? Tooter's finally outblasted that mean old Tubah!
Tadah: *rants about it*
Allstar: *translating* Tubah always bullied snorks to get what he wanted. *she rants some more* Now Tooter's acting the same way. So you're leaving with Tubah?
Tadah: *leafves indefinitely*
(Meanwhile, all are in the band room with a clearly upset Tooter)
Daffney: Isn't there anything we can do to help cheer you up, Tooter?
Tooter: *shakes his head*
Junior: Well now that that big lummux Tubah is history, I might as well confess.
Allstar: What are you talking about, Junior?
Junior: Tubah really did use his sonic snork to win the race. I saw the whole thing. I just had to keep my mouth shut, or he would've sonic snorked me into the sand. *all get angry and throw him out into the trash can* Well, that's gratitude for ya!
Casey: Come on, gang! Let's go find Tadah and tell her the truth!
Tooter: *gets so excited, the Tootah Blaster blasts the entire bland room*
(the search for Tadah is on)
Allstar: Well we've looked everywhere today. Tadah seems to have vanished.
Daffney: Let's pick up this search later. I need a beauty nap. *all stop as they hear what sounds like a creature making creepy swallowing and chewing noises with his mouth* Who's making that mondo gross-out icky sound?
Casey: I don't wanna know!
Tooter: *points out that Tadah and Tubah are about to be eaten by a giant clam*
Tubah: Shiverin' snorks! It's a clam cruncher! *he and Tadah huddle together while the clam licks them then swallows Tadah* Yuck, yuck, that tickles! Let go of my gal, clam breath! *he spits Tubah out*
Allstar: Quick, Tubah! Use your super sonic snork to save Tadah!
Tubah: Well slap me with a tuna, why didn't I thunk of that?! I'm gonna blast you into clam chowder, you rotten cruncher! *but the clam blasts him into the wall* I'm sonic snorked out! What are we gonna do??!!
Totoer: *marches over to help out*
Casey: Wait a minute - Tooter's gona a plan!
Tooter: *plays a musical melody with the Tootah Blaster, and the clam cruncher follows along with it*
Casey: It's working! Tooter's communicating with the clam cruncher!
Tooter: *still singing, until clam cruncher pops out Tadah, where they hug and he takes off his Tootah Blaster*
Tubah: Tooter, I got one thing to tell you. I'm as sorry as a flounder in a fish school for acting like I did. You saved Tadah! If she wants to go to that snorkin' high school hootinany with you, it's alright with me!
All: Hooray!
(the dance goes on, and Tooter and Tadah dance together)
Casey: Aw, Tooter sure is happy with Tadah! *her and Allstar look at each other and smile*
Junior: And I sure am happy with our hot new sound! Tubah's sonic snork is just what our band needed!
Tubah: Thanks, good buddy! I'm always happy to help out at a hoedown! *blasts Junior off the stage and everyone laughs in response while Tooter and Tadah continue dancing*
(c) 1987 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International